Thursday, February 3, 2011
Oh My GAWD, There's Spots On The Flatware
While Canadians recoil in disgust from this nasty invader our government has remained silent, preferring instead to pretend to focus on minor distractions such as revolutions and the economy while also pretending not to be focused on retaining power at all costs.
Well they can't run and hide from this plague any longer. Their secret is out! Our government has entered in to yet another free trade agreement, this one with the dastardly Communist Aquatic Revolutionary Proletariat (CARP).
As is usual with these agreements our government has given away another measure of our sovereignty by agreeing to ban the use of phosphates in our dishwasher detergent. Rise up people march on Ottawa and demand the repeal of this unholy alliance with the CARP and end this plague of spots.
The dish on dishwasher soap
Detergent change makes for dingy dishes