24 September,2021 London: Acting on council from British North America Company chairman and
Imperial Prime Minister Rupert Murdoch, His Majesty King Charles today ordered the
dissolution of His Majesty's colonial government in Calgary and the
arrest of it's members.
The King subsequently named Lord Black of Bridle
Path, Colonial Governor. In his first official act as governor Lord
Black ordered the arrest and immediate execution of the Camillatown
strike leaders. Lord Black also expressed his desire to see the workers
pick up their tools and redouble their efforts in order to see construction of His Majesty's palace on the shores of Lake Louise back on schedule.
Reached in
Washington BNAC Ambassador to the U.S. Sir Stephen Harper expressed relief at the
news, saying his biggest regret was not finishing the job before leaving
office.
It is expected that the former members of government will be
sent to BNAC's Resolute Bay penal colony, home to the few remaining
radicals to have survived the great purge of 2014 and the justifiably harsh
conditions under BNAC v.p. of Mining Operations and Human Resources V. Toews.
More to come as further details emerge
Be sure not to miss our 20 page pullout supplemental in tomorrows colonial edition My King and I: How to be a loyal subject
I don't think it's quite fair bringing Charles into all this. To the extent that Chuck isn't scrupulously apolitical due to the whole reigning-but-not-ruling royal schtick, his politics are oddly progressive (albeit mainly concerned with agriculture).
ReplyDeleteHey someone has to play the role of the evil Sovereign, besides Camillatown has a better ring to it than Katetown
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